you do these things and i get annoyed.
hyperbolequeen: you know what the stupidest award is perfect attendance why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
snoopdong: Shhh do you hear that? It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums
I hate feeling left out.
I hate being the third person, awkwardly standing on the side. I hate being invited to something but being totally ignored. I hate it when all of my friends go somewhere and not tell me. I hate not understanding an inside joke. Feeling left out can be one of the worst feelings. It leaves you lonely and empty.
Ellen Degeneres for president.
Be brave. Take risks. Nothing can substitute experience.– Paulo Coelho
whatacrydonnie: bite-my-schlong: dance-like-pete-wentz: Don’t Type Like This You’re Not Fall Out Boy (Or Are You?) by Fall Out Boy
s0methinginthewayshemoves: thatsmoderatelyraven: sandwich stacker was the best game ever omfg YES
ghostkid: whaatsupfuckers: maxfuckingbemis: myspacefamosity: nicki-minaj-a-trois: AHH OMG WHAT WHST THAT DOG IS RIDING A TRICYCLE technically, it’s a bike with training wheels.